- Cody Sherratt When the boogy man goes to bed at night he checks his closet for chuck Norris
Cody Sherratt Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg............. Chuck Norris battled ash in pokemon once.... All he did was stare.. He won by a landslide.. literally ..
Wesley Swaney Chuck put the sword in the stone...chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands, when he came home home they were just The Islands.
Alan Rands Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight because the dark is afraid of him. When Chuck Norris does a push-up he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
CHUCK NORRIS
so this morning I would like to invite all CHICK NORRIS jokes and comments- in honor of his latest acting debut on " The Expendables 2" which all the other actors look old and non wrinkled ( thanks PLASTIC SURGEON'S OF BEVERLY HILLS!) feel free to comment on the abilities of the CHUCK-ster below...
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
HAPPY 4th!!!!
hey there!!! while we celebrate the happy holidays, lets remember some things....
1. PLEASE be mindful and use COMMON sense !!!!
2. if you are going to light off fireworks, BE CAREFUL!!!!!!!!
3. DON'T DRINK and DRIVE!!!
4. Have fun!!! but use COMMON sense meaning ...if the fireworks say don't light in your hand ... DON'T DO IT! if the hill starts on fire due to the city fireworks...MOVE OUT OF THE WAY of EMERGENCY TRUCKS!! if you are going out and driving on the roads this weekend...use COMMON sense...use your turn signal..MEN>>>> no tailgating ( no matter how road rage you are)
Take the time to spend it with your families cuz life is short... YOU NEVER know what or who may happen!!! that is all-
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1. PLEASE be mindful and use COMMON sense !!!!
2. if you are going to light off fireworks, BE CAREFUL!!!!!!!!
3. DON'T DRINK and DRIVE!!!
4. Have fun!!! but use COMMON sense meaning ...if the fireworks say don't light in your hand ... DON'T DO IT! if the hill starts on fire due to the city fireworks...MOVE OUT OF THE WAY of EMERGENCY TRUCKS!! if you are going out and driving on the roads this weekend...use COMMON sense...use your turn signal..MEN>>>> no tailgating ( no matter how road rage you are)
Take the time to spend it with your families cuz life is short... YOU NEVER know what or who may happen!!! that is all-
thanks for reading the rant, this rant brought to you by _______________ insert your sponsor here!
Monday, June 25, 2012
GARGOYLE!!!
hey there! I have to admit its been a long time since I last Blogged! I deeply apologize!
We have a new concept...GARGOYLING!!!!
I am still not sure on the spelling ( and those who know me know I HATE SPELLING) we are asking our listeners to send us pic of them GARGOYLING!!! could be on the wall at work.. on the bus... in your bathroom...if you send us pics of you in the bathroom, make sure all is good ya know what I mean? but seriously send us your pics of you or people you know GARGOYLING!!!! if we still had an intern we would make him/her do it , but the last intern did not last!!! as always have a great day and thanks for being our listeners or in this case our readers!!!
We have a new concept...GARGOYLING!!!!
I am still not sure on the spelling ( and those who know me know I HATE SPELLING) we are asking our listeners to send us pic of them GARGOYLING!!! could be on the wall at work.. on the bus... in your bathroom...if you send us pics of you in the bathroom, make sure all is good ya know what I mean? but seriously send us your pics of you or people you know GARGOYLING!!!! if we still had an intern we would make him/her do it , but the last intern did not last!!! as always have a great day and thanks for being our listeners or in this case our readers!!!
Thursday, May 3, 2012
GEORGE
this morning we were thinking ( rob and I )
Where is our resident Roadrunner George? he is usually around the station around 7 looking for snakes and stuff to eat. as the day progressed, NO GEORGE!!!
I then had to tell Robert that I had in fact seen a squished roadrunner on the way up the hill from our studio. Rob thinks it was me and I have no alibi except for the fact that I KNOW it was already gone, now we are getting all kinds of suggestions from the listeners as to what we should do... Taxidermist? STUFF him? take a picture to put on the wall? REALLLLLLY ewwwww
I on most days am ok with moving road kill if its in my way by just thumping over it with the car, but this has now been taken to a whole new level.
Now we have a local CSI investigator trying to match the paint transfer on the ROADRUNNER to my car! pshhh as if they can match it , I mean GOOD LUCK TO THE INVESTIGATOR and ROB if you read this I PLEAD the 5th!!!
Where is our resident Roadrunner George? he is usually around the station around 7 looking for snakes and stuff to eat. as the day progressed, NO GEORGE!!!
I then had to tell Robert that I had in fact seen a squished roadrunner on the way up the hill from our studio. Rob thinks it was me and I have no alibi except for the fact that I KNOW it was already gone, now we are getting all kinds of suggestions from the listeners as to what we should do... Taxidermist? STUFF him? take a picture to put on the wall? REALLLLLLY ewwwww
I on most days am ok with moving road kill if its in my way by just thumping over it with the car, but this has now been taken to a whole new level.
Now we have a local CSI investigator trying to match the paint transfer on the ROADRUNNER to my car! pshhh as if they can match it , I mean GOOD LUCK TO THE INVESTIGATOR and ROB if you read this I PLEAD the 5th!!!
Thursday, April 26, 2012
I need a doctor-----
This morning as Rob and I both get to work , I look across the studio and his eyes are barley open, My eyes are so heavy that I can hardly move. I ask " why is it that you are so sleepy ?"
Rob had 3 kids in his bed and found it really hard to sleep. I on the other hand had NIGHTMARES, not the kind that you just get up ,get a drink of water and then go back to sleep.
has anyone out there had the re-occurring nightmare, like the kind you go back to sleep and its like you un-paused a DVD? this nightmare took place exactly where it left off when I woke up... I have this fear of the water when by my self that if I can not see the bottom of the water .I think that there is something in it! I fall back asleep and keep dreaming that I am on a boat out at lake Powell and I get thrown outta the boat and all I can see is the water above me...as I am slowly sinking into the depths I can see the sunlight in the water and fell how cool the water is . and now matter how many times I woke up ( 4) my dream takes off from the same spot it was at when I woke!
does anyone out there do dream analyzed? We need to have my dream interpreted on the morning show...any takers?
Rob had 3 kids in his bed and found it really hard to sleep. I on the other hand had NIGHTMARES, not the kind that you just get up ,get a drink of water and then go back to sleep.
has anyone out there had the re-occurring nightmare, like the kind you go back to sleep and its like you un-paused a DVD? this nightmare took place exactly where it left off when I woke up... I have this fear of the water when by my self that if I can not see the bottom of the water .I think that there is something in it! I fall back asleep and keep dreaming that I am on a boat out at lake Powell and I get thrown outta the boat and all I can see is the water above me...as I am slowly sinking into the depths I can see the sunlight in the water and fell how cool the water is . and now matter how many times I woke up ( 4) my dream takes off from the same spot it was at when I woke!
does anyone out there do dream analyzed? We need to have my dream interpreted on the morning show...any takers?
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
PRANK-STERS
today we placed a prank call to win some Justin Beiber tickets... It ended in a lady hanging up on us...
so if you were to prank someone around you how would you do it?
office prank?
school prank?
food prank or would that be like fear factor?
so if you were to prank someone around you how would you do it?
office prank?
school prank?
food prank or would that be like fear factor?
Friday, April 20, 2012
FAT MELTING 101
so both Rob and I are trying this new thing called BODY SCULPTING-
now for me, I think of body sculpting as a way to get all 18 OERO'S inside my belly without it looking like I swallowed a JENGA stack!
for Rob its been as easy as no POP, SODA, DR.PEPPER, what ever you may like to call it....he stopped drinking it and has lost like 9 LBS---GRASSSSSSS ( if you know us that is our substitute word)
I stop drinking soda and all I do is crave chips and other BAD stuff!
so we go EVERY Friday to DR.POPPY's office and get an hour of ultrasound treatment done on our target areas, I have to say I was a skeptic at first , but when I came out of the office 2 inches less on my pony Keg of a belly, I thought hmmm this may work! now this is not a wrap your body in all kinds of material and then squeeze it ..this is PAIN free- I am a huge baby when it comes to any pain at all, I seriously just listened to my ipod the whole time!!!
Rob has lost a total of 2 and some inches and to add another person into the mix we added DEVIN DIXON from 1210 Sports Radio as well!
only time will tell what is really gonna happen but I am excited as summer quickly approaches, I WILL be swimsuit ready!
you too can try it out by giving DR.POPPY a jingle at
now for me, I think of body sculpting as a way to get all 18 OERO'S inside my belly without it looking like I swallowed a JENGA stack!
for Rob its been as easy as no POP, SODA, DR.PEPPER, what ever you may like to call it....he stopped drinking it and has lost like 9 LBS---GRASSSSSSS ( if you know us that is our substitute word)
I stop drinking soda and all I do is crave chips and other BAD stuff!
so we go EVERY Friday to DR.POPPY's office and get an hour of ultrasound treatment done on our target areas, I have to say I was a skeptic at first , but when I came out of the office 2 inches less on my pony Keg of a belly, I thought hmmm this may work! now this is not a wrap your body in all kinds of material and then squeeze it ..this is PAIN free- I am a huge baby when it comes to any pain at all, I seriously just listened to my ipod the whole time!!!
Rob has lost a total of 2 and some inches and to add another person into the mix we added DEVIN DIXON from 1210 Sports Radio as well!
only time will tell what is really gonna happen but I am excited as summer quickly approaches, I WILL be swimsuit ready!
you too can try it out by giving DR.POPPY a jingle at
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