CHUCK NORRIS

so this morning I would like to invite all CHICK NORRIS  jokes and comments- in honor of his latest acting debut on " The Expendables 2" which all the other actors look old and non wrinkled ( thanks PLASTIC SURGEON'S OF BEVERLY HILLS!) feel free to comment on the abilities of the CHUCK-ster below...

• Cody Sherratt When the boogy man goes to bed at night he checks his closet for chuck Norris

  
  
  
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  Cody Sherratt Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky

  
  
  
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  Cody Sherratt Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg............. Chuck Norris battled ash in pokemon once.... All he did was stare.. He won by a landslide.. literally ..

  
  
  
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  Robynne Banks Chuck Norris hates trailer parks, those aren't tornadoes.....

  
  
  
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  Hayden Evans Chuck Norris once beat up a parking spot... It's now handicap!!

  
  
  
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  Wesley Swaney Chuck put the sword in the stone...chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands, when he came home home they were just The Islands.

  
  
  
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  Alan Rands Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight because the dark is afraid of him. When Chuck Norris does a push-up he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.